Seth: I might have a girlfriend.

Me: Might?

Seth: Yeah, facebook says we're engaged.

Me: How long have you two been dating?

Seth: About a week.

Me: Can you defrost the chicken?

Jeremy: Ok.

Me: How much is left?

Jeremy: 3.25 pounds
 

Me: What are you doing tonight?

Dad: Reading magazines

Me: What type of magazines?

Dad: Playboy

Me: Uh...Does mom know this?

Dad: Good reading material.

Me: What is with your profile pic??? I don't understand!

Chris: (lol) It's a wind chime I took a picture of. They used sea shells and dyed them.

Me: Since it is supposed to be a profile pic, are you implying you make music when you bang together?

Chris: I'm implying that I make magic whenever I bang together.

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